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Lobster T-shirt

Canadian Zodiac

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Crusty * Blunt * Mature 

100% Cotton. Made in Canada. Printed to order. Available in any size and colour. 


Lobsters lead an honest and uncomplicated existence that favour quality in relationships over quantity. Rarely will a lobster apologise for its behaviour, even when wrong. What you see is what you get. Lobsters don’t like to show their feelings and talk about them even less. They get along outrageously well with other lobsters, confide in lynx and enjoy the company of moose and beavers. They have intense arguments with bison and muskox and can’t stomach the neediness of belugas and garish geese.