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Lobster T-Shirt

Regular price $25.00 CAD
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crusty | blunt | mature

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Lobsters lead an honest and uncomplicated existence that favour quality in relationships over quantity. Rarely will a lobster apologize for its behaviour, even when wrong. What you see is what you get. Lobsters don’t like to show their feelings and talk about them even less. They get along outrageously well with other lobsters, confide in lynx and enjoy the company of moose and beavers. They have intense arguments with bison and muskox and can’t stomach the neediness of belugas and garish geese.

SIZE GUIDE

X-Small
Chest: 30' - 32'
Waist: 26' - 29'

Small
Chest: 34' - 36'
Waist: 29' - 32'

Medium
Chest: 38' - 40'
Waist: 32' - 35'

Large
Chest: 42' - 44'
Waist: 35' - 38.5'

X-Large
Chest: 48'
Waist: 36' - 37'

XX-Large
Chest: 50' - 52'
Waist: 37' - 38'

MATERIAL

100% Combed and Ring Spun Cotton

WASH & CARE

Wash before first use. Machine wash cold inside out with like colours. Tumble dry low heat.

Laver a la machine l'eau froide, a l'envers, avec couleurs semblables.

SHIPPING

FREE SHIPPING ACROSS CANADA ON ALL ORDERS OVER $85
All orders under $85 will be calculated and charged based on Canada Post rates.
All orders shipped to the USA will be calculated and charged based on Canada Post rates.
For all expedited shipping we issue a Canada Post tracking number so you can track your order.

We ship our orders for delivery within 2 business days for all in-stock items. All pre-order items are made to order which requires up to 2 weeks before the item is ready for shipping. If you have purchased in-stock items with your pre-order items, shipment will be delayed until your pre-order item is ready for shipping.

  • MADE WITH HIGH QUALITY MATERIALS

  • MADE IN CANADA

  • DESIGNED, PRINTED, STAMPED & EMBROIDERED IN CALGARY, ALBERTA

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