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Beluga T-Shirt

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social | curious | chatty

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Beluga whales are the social butterflies of the Arctic Ocean, the Saint Lawrence Seaway and Hudson’s Bay. An incessant talker who flitters from one subject to another, the beluga whale is all smiles and exudes joy. Popular and loveable, this gregarious creature doesn’t like long awkward silences or spending time alone.

Belugas are great talkers but struggle with listening. They love to be loved and showered with gifts and attention. Friendships and partners abound with other belugas, muskox (when not in disagreement mode) and the all-accommodating Sasquatch. Romance with lynx is ill advised because they need too much space. Lobsters are off the roster because belugas are too easily offended and won’t get the validation they require. Romance with geese is even less likely because of their all-absorbed egocentric nature and their inability to pay someone else a compliment.

SIZE GUIDE

X-Small
Chest: 30' - 32'
Waist: 26' - 29'

Small
Chest: 34' - 36'
Waist: 29' - 32'

Medium
Chest: 38' - 40'
Waist: 32' - 35'

Large
Chest: 42' - 44'
Waist: 35' - 38.5'

X-Large
Chest: 48'
Waist: 36' - 37'

XX-Large
Chest: 50' - 52'
Waist: 37' - 38'

MATERIAL

100% Combed and Ring Spun Cotton

WASH & CARE

Wash before first use. Machine wash cold inside out with like colours. Tumble dry low heat.

Laver a la machine l'eau froide, a l'envers, avec couleurs semblables.

SHIPPING

FREE SHIPPING ACROSS CANADA ON ALL ORDERS OVER $85
All orders under $85 will be calculated and charged based on Canada Post rates.
All orders shipped to the USA will be calculated and charged based on Canada Post rates.
For all expedited shipping we issue a Canada Post tracking number so you can track your order.

We ship our orders for delivery within 2 business days for all in-stock items. All pre-order items are made to order which requires up to 2 weeks before the item is ready for shipping. If you have purchased in-stock items with your pre-order items, shipment will be delayed until your pre-order item is ready for shipping.

  • MADE WITH HIGH QUALITY MATERIALS

  • MADE IN CANADA

  • DESIGNED, PRINTED, STAMPED & EMBROIDERED IN CALGARY, ALBERTA

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